Photo: Jite Brown Tesigimoje
In a world where most men struggle to keep one marriage afloat, Nigerian billionaire oil tycoon Chief Jite Gim Brown Tesigimoje is rewriting the rules, and he doesn’t care who’s offended. Fresh from marrying his 19th wife in a lavish Warri ceremony that sent social media into meltdown, the flamboyant businessman has declared that monogamy is a death trap. His solution? Polygamy, passion, and plenty of wives.
Chief Tesigimoje, also known as Agbalakoko, White Tiger, among other sobriquets, spoke after taking his 19th wife. He said, “Let’s stop pretending,” while leaning back with the confidence of a man who owns 15 mansions and a private harem. “After two or three years, every wife turns into a younger sister. Tell me, how do you desire your sister? You don’t! That’s why men lose interest and sneak off to side chicks. Why sneak in shame when you can marry openly like me? I’d be impotent today if I had just one wife. But 19 keep me alive, fresh and unstoppable.”
The Itsekiri-born billionaire, whose empire stretches across West Africa’s oil and gas corridors, isn’t shy about calling out the hypocrisy of the West. “The Europeans who preached one man, one wife are the biggest cheats on earth,” he scoffed. “They have mistresses in hotels, offices, even family friends, but they told us monogamy was the way. Hypocrites! Men will always want more women — it’s in our DNA. Stop burying your head in the sand.”
With his 19th wife from Isoko, Delta State
For Chief Jite, polygamy is not just a cultural relic but the fountain of youth. His theory is simple: too much of one woman drains men of their virility. “It’s not dysfunction,” he explained. “It’s boredom. When you live with one woman day and night, you see her naked every morning, every night, the mystery disappears. She becomes like your sister or daughter. That’s where the fire dies. Bring in another wife, and suddenly, the desire returns. That is how men stay strong.”
His prescription for health and longevity is equally bold. Forget gyms, diets, or trainers, sex, he insists, is the ultimate workout.
“A good round in bed beats any treadmill. It makes the blood flow, keeps you strong, and adds years to your life. Look at my father, he is 90 years old, and he just got two women pregnant. Virility runs in our family. Weakness is not in our bloodline.”
Polygamy not for the poor
Photo: Billionaire Tesigimoje with some of his wives
But the billionaire quickly points out that polygamy is not a game for the faint-hearted or the poor. With a sly grin, he bragged: “My wives live in mansions, drive the best cars, and lack nothing. If I give one wife money, the others will know within minutes. You must be ready to provide equally for all of them. Polygamy is not for broke men. It’s for strong men with strong pockets.”
What’s perhaps most shocking is not the number of wives he has, but the harmony he claims rules his household. At his latest wedding, every single one of his 18 wives showed up dressed in matching outfits to welcome the new bride with smiles and celebration. “That’s because I was honest from day one,” he said. “I told them I would marry many. No lies, no betrayal. They understood the deal and accepted it. That’s why there’s peace in my home. My wives know they are not rivals, but sisters.”
As the interview wore on, his charisma filled the room — part businessman, part provocateur, part king in his palace of women. He spoke of the discipline it takes to run such a household, the diplomacy required to keep 19 queens content, and the financial muscle to ensure no one feels left out. He insists that fairness, honesty, and transparency are the secret ingredients to polygamy without chaos.
Then came his final thunderbolt, a line designed to stir headlines and enrage feminists worldwide: “One wife will drain you. Many wives will save you. Monogamy makes men weak. Polygamy keeps us strong.”
With that, the billionaire leaned back, flashing the grin of a man whose life is an open scandal and who wouldn’t have it any other way.
>>>> adapted from www.thenationonlineng.com Photos sourced online
